Had a stripper fight last night. Two black girls goin at it wigs a flyin and ghetto lingo scorching the air. I personally would have preferred to go all ThunderDome with them and let em brawl it out with 15" black rubber cocks and box cutters, but it would've been a hell of a mess to clean up and guess who would've got stuck with the task? I would've ended up smelling like wing sauce, similac and despair.
Sigh. Can't we all just ho along?
The job's been wearing on me lately. A large part of that is I'm just not making the money that I used to. No one there is. But the majority of my ability to put up with stupid bullshit was the fact that I was making a very good living. Now, I'm barely getting by. Forty percent less income over the past eighteen months. That's a pretty steep pay cut.
I have become an increasingly angry critter. I have a much shorter fuse than before. I can't stand to be around drunk people unless I'm drunk too. I'm not nearly as much fun to be around as I think I used to be. But this perception can possibly be attributed to my long term alcoholism. Maybe.
I are confused.
And now, through the magic of time travel, I come to you from the future!
This is StripperHerder 2012 making a cameo appearance to tell you that things get better than this weak 1st ever post. I had no idea what the hell I was doing then and I barely drank at all.
For you newbies to the 'Plight may I suggest the following posts, some of my personal favorites, as examples of blogolution.
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/09/weave-will-weave-will-rock-you-or-weave.html
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/08/drunk-pathetic-rude-disrespectful-and.html
And this
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2012/04/ringing-endorsement-for-vat-grown-ho.html
If you happened to land on this page first, read the links and then decide. It takes me a bit to get up some steam.
The StripperHerder from the future, 2012.
-StripperHerder
Sigh. Can't we all just ho along?
The job's been wearing on me lately. A large part of that is I'm just not making the money that I used to. No one there is. But the majority of my ability to put up with stupid bullshit was the fact that I was making a very good living. Now, I'm barely getting by. Forty percent less income over the past eighteen months. That's a pretty steep pay cut.
I have become an increasingly angry critter. I have a much shorter fuse than before. I can't stand to be around drunk people unless I'm drunk too. I'm not nearly as much fun to be around as I think I used to be. But this perception can possibly be attributed to my long term alcoholism. Maybe.
I are confused.
And now, through the magic of time travel, I come to you from the future!
This is StripperHerder 2012 making a cameo appearance to tell you that things get better than this weak 1st ever post. I had no idea what the hell I was doing then and I barely drank at all.
For you newbies to the 'Plight may I suggest the following posts, some of my personal favorites, as examples of blogolution.
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/09/weave-will-weave-will-rock-you-or-weave.html
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/08/drunk-pathetic-rude-disrespectful-and.html
And this
http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2012/04/ringing-endorsement-for-vat-grown-ho.html
If you happened to land on this page first, read the links and then decide. It takes me a bit to get up some steam.
The StripperHerder from the future, 2012.
-StripperHerder
