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Dilapidated

Describes Miranda justly

Bitch is sixty-three

                                              Feel the peace grind on your soul's penis.



                               

                                      


                                Broke dudes not tipping

                                Angry strippers quiet revenge

                                Thong bisected farts

                                           Embrace the tranquility some beaver offers.















Hot pants are so done

Are you smuggling piglets, rag?

What the fuck is that?

                                             Let triflin bitches roll off you like water.













                     
                     You're a rude customer

                     Booze-fueled dickshittery

                     Thought you'd be tougher...

                                             You're remains will nourish the peacocks.












I can't tip tonight

Floor Guys don't help me no how

But I'll suck for blow






                       

                       



                       Fuck pride and self worth

                       Gobbling wangs in champagne rooms

                       Pays for the Vuitton

                          This totally seems worth a thousand dollars.


  




  I love poetry. It forces you to melt things down into basic elements and reforge them into something new.

  So simplistic, but with such impact. Like a claw-hammer.



  Goodnight,

-The StripperHerder